This Shit is out of control

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Thu, 19 Jan 2006 16:05:28 GMT

i am updating my journal becuase some bitch kept nudging me. I am currently in english class with anna and grimey. i am supossed to be "googlizing" right now. but i do not feel the need to do pointless tresearch at the moment!

that is all

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:15:25 GMT

sooo not much has been oging on recently. just the same old same old. i have been working A LOT recently. im probably gonna make like 20 hours of overtime! yay for me. too bad my grades are showing it :/

riverside was sold to a family last week. they are pretty cool. but kinda strict. good for business. bad for me. but they like that i know how to do everything and that i have been there the longest:)

I have no idea what to get anyone for christmas! i already have my family taken car of. and now i jsut have to get my firends things.

today was natx's birthday so jill and i met her and her family at el azteca and feasted on fine mexican food!

more to come later! friday the partying begins!

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Mon, 28 Nov 2005 05:26:17 GMT

my birthday was awesome......

NOT!

im back baby

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 17:52:20 GMT

so LJ decided to delete my post.... i am in englsiha nd i am supossed to be working on my research paper on binge drinking. the only problem is that the paper we jsut wrote and the research paper both have to be persuasive essays. but how do you persuade someone that binge drinking is ok? yeah it doesnt make sense to be at all.

for some reason everytime i count the drawer at work i think of mrs. hunter. shes such a bitch!

so i havent really been going to class lately. but thats ok. whatever...

im going to my sisters tonight to spend the night there. we are going to watch CSI because we are nerds.

then tomrrow is HARRY POTTER!!!!

ohhh and kaitzy and reese come home today for break! im excited! i lvoe having them around!

yuh!

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 00:21:16 GMT

the Wit

(57% dark, 30% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

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Sat, 20 Aug 2005 03:41:00 GMT

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Sat, 09 Jul 2005 16:10:16 GMT

CHARLOTTE
C	is for	Courageous
H	is for	Hyper
A	is for	Alert
R	is for	Rich
L	is for	Legendary
O	is for	Outrageous
T	is for	Trustworthy
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Mon, 04 Jul 2005 14:43:28 GMT

summer has been really good so far. well the parts i can remember at least. today is the 4th of july! i exercised myl right as an american today and i went to starbucks!!!! shhhhhh dont tell anyone.

last night was good. we got the new captain morgan. its called tattoo and it is sooooo good. its a black cherry flavor

tahts all for now

kbye

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 23:58:06 GMT

sooo guess who is on thier new laptop steling their neightbors innerweb? yeah thats right. ME SUCKA. i love my new laptop but i have to go eat dinner with the fam now. holler.

oh ps my house innerweb doesnt work

Fri, 20 May 2005 03:08:04 GMT

SUMMER HAS NOW OFFICIALLY STARTED: I WAS JUST AT PAV. H. COMMENCE SUMMER IMMEDIATELY

Thu, 12 May 2005 03:00:17 GMT

now that school is almost over and i wont have school to distract me from my online life i will probably start updating this more!

prom was fun. only 7 days of school left(excluding finals). im excited for graduation. and senior week. ive been working a lot. leave a nice comment!

getting shitty in the city.....you piece of shit.

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 03:53:18 GMT

this weekend= fucking B-A-W-S!

yeah so friday night gaby and i went to play pool and then came back to kaitzs street and i slept over tehre. went over to dougs for a little bit.(and i know waht fucking happened tehre!) watched some TV. drank smoekd acted crazy wahtever.

so we (me, kaitz theresa and kristin)woke up SOOO early and got coffee. and this kid who worked at the gas station let me have like 5 lighters. pretty tight if i say so myself.

so we were on our way to the city. this asshole was trying to play games with kaitz and we all got really excited and going crazy and she boxed him in for like a half hour. so guess waht eh did? called the cops on us. fucking piece of shit. but we only got a warning. good thing he didnt look in the trunk :)

so we get tehre and go to jennas and her and dana are there. and of course jenna kaitz kristin and dana are crazy fucks and go in the ocean when its like 50 degres outside.

so we go out to belly busters. TO BUST OUR FUCKING BELLYS. and kristin asked for mayo twice i donno....

we came back to jennas condo and took a fucking nap like old people and woke up and became high class columbia house wives and MADE OUR FUCKING DINNER BITCH. and it was SO FUCKING GOOD.

so we all started to get shitty and i rolled a recipt becasue i am a fucking McGiver bitch. i also made a funnel out of tin foil. so much funny shit happened. dana said she was bob the builder, there was a crazy walrus man on TV, kaitz talked about raping slaves, and i called a doctor zorro.

but the highlight of the night:

KRISTIN LOST THE FUCKING BACK TO MY PHONE

but since i was drunk when it happened im not taht mad anymore.

so around 2 we decided we wanted pizza so me and kristin went to order then drove the russian pizza guy around for a little bit. it was SOOOOO fucking funny.

but kaitz fliped a shit

so this morning we went to ruby tuesdays for lunch. and there were more russians there and then we went outlet shopping i got a new watch and new glasses. good times.

the ride home was the best car ride ever, after stopping the royal farms int he middle of nowhere delaware kristin bought a play girl and we were drigving around showing the centerfold to people. some people had the funniest reactions.

then we made a sign taht said 'wait til you see my dick' and showed it to people. and these guys wer elike playing games with us and they mooned us and kristin flased them. it was so funny.

-then we all got bitchy and cranky and tired. and i came home and here i am.

very good spring break, and i doubt anybody read this.

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 23:28:59 GMT

1.What does your LJ nickname mean?
i like to make people guess

2. Elaborate on your icon photo?
i took it on my computer desk and fucked around with it. had it for like 2 years. but no one else has it!

3. Did you lie about your age anywhere on the net?
probably

4. How many LJ friends do you have?
24

5. What is your current status?
Single

6. What are you wearing right now?
jeans, black hoodie, green shirt and my fancy pink shoes

7. What is life to you?
business in the day party in the night

8. What is love to you?
ich weiss nicht

9. What kind of people do you hate most?
the ones at our school

10. What type of people do you like most?
the oppisite of me.

11. What makes you happy?
going out with friends.

12. Are you musically inclined?

yuh but i havent played in a while:/

13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most didn't exist or was killed?

i donno. move on?

14. If you could go back in time and change ONE thing, what would you do?

i think we all know the asnwer to this

15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?

a modern day T rex. so i could stomp shit. or a snow lepoard

16. Ever had a near death experience?

yeah a couple times

17. Name ONE obvious personality quality you have.

crazy?

18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?

i never know the names!

19. Are you happy today?
yeah its nice out. spring break started and i might take a lat afternoon nap!

20. Who will cut and paste this first?
natalie, or amanda, or katie, or mina. i donno. but gaby was right about me.

eh im bored

Sun, 06 Mar 2005 05:52:49 GMT

...you remember there only being one theatre in town.

...your street name sounds like the name of a poem..."Forty Winks Way," "Barefoot Boy," "The Bowl"

...you only knew of one mall until you were about 14, when you went to other strange malls...to buy homecoming dresses.

...it's not unusual for you to go to one high school and your sister to go to another.(we got WL, RH and CEN10 in this familie!)

...you hang out with people from your "village"

...you know what a "village" is. (Dblock)

...you've ever been to a party at centennial park.

...you can't go to target or friendly's without running into someone you know.

...shadowland.( never went, everyone else did but kraig nussbaum worked there!)

...it's an adventure to go to another village's totlot, because they have a tube/horsey/slide that your totlot doesn't.(or more drugs.haha)

...the only things to do after 1 am are go to wendy's or to your high school parking lot.

...you know what the people tree is.

...you recognize the beginning of the holiday season by the lighted trees by the mall.

...at least one of your friends has worked in bob evans. (no i actually hated her.)

...you miss $2.99 tuesdays.

...you have a derogatory nickname for every other high school in the county...Assholeton, Centesticle, Mt. Heroin, and Long Bitch.

...when you were a kid, you snuck past the mentally challenged ticket holder at Loews.(no im not an asshole)

...you tell people from out of state that you're from Baltimore...just because it's easier. (and cooler.)

...you remember route 100 as farm land. (yeah!)

...things from your childhood that are long gone...Roy Rogers, Hechingers, Bradley's, Uptons, and Woody's.(roy rogers had a bitchin ball pit too.)

...you miss the Enchanted Forest. (yeah. i plan on looting it later this year actually )

...when you were too cool for Friendly's, you migrated to the Double T Diner. (never went to friendlys. started at double T biaaa)

...the biggest event of the decade was when the mall was redone. (yeah and kicked out crap stores like discoveries :))

...there are no privately owned restaurants at all, only chains...

...except Clyde's. (yeah and clydes is part of the clydes restaurant group tardfucks. its a chain of restaurants!)

...you kept all your old red CA cards. (thye took mine back. but i had a cool outfit on)

...you're jealous of people who own their own mailbox. (they obviously dont live in columbia if they have mailboxes. they live in beaverbrook or ellicott city[non linden hall])

...you remember when the Golf Course house was just a creepy old haunted house on a hill.

..."thank you for coming to Loews, sit back and relax, enjoy the show."

...you're proud of Edward Norton. (yeah hes alright)

...you either get the Sun or the Post, but everyone gets the Flier. (We get all three)

...before Target, Dicks and Toys R Us, there was a field that a man flew remote controlled planes on.(aww me and my dad used to go talk to taht guy and he was really cool and he let me fly his plane once! the good old days...)

...being 12 meant taking the swim test so you could go to the pool alone. (i was a pool rat. the gaurds loved me. id dint have to take it.)

...the local hospitals were the one near HCC, and the one in Thunder Hill (aka "the Plan").(were? they still are.)

...Field Trips meant either Washington or Baltimore.

...traffic circles, speed bumps and excessive stop signs are normal ways to prevent speeding.

...half an inch of snow meant no school.

...you yearn to paint your house another color besides brown...but you can't. And it's the same for putting up satelites, adding a deck, letting your grass grow, or getting a pool.

...no house in town is older than 1970...except the creepy old golf house.(yeah but who ahs a carpted garage besides me?)

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:54:13 GMT

be sorted @ nimbo.net

im a fucking slytherin. dont fuck with me!

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 06:35:10 GMT

you know wahts even better than 4 day weekends? 5 day weekends. but you know waht is even BETTER than 5 day weekends? 6 day weekends. GO GO POWER SNOW.

anyway i worked this weekend. and on sunday i went to meet this german guy with my dad in DC. today i worked and tomrrow im working. but then im free the rest of the week! yay!

so yeah i jsut cleaned my room and yeah i donno. its not really taht clean. but i put some of my clothes away and pulled some stuff to give away.

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 06:27:55 GMT

yesterday me anna and gaby went to the thfirt store and double T. then me and anna did nothing at ehr house for a while

so last night was ms alcotts brithday. happy belated birthday ms alcott. i decided to vetunre over to teh alcott residence to join the birthday festivities. oh boy!

that is all tehre is to say about taht ebcause taht is about up to where i can remember.

today i went to work adn i spilled lots fo stuff but they gave me the important jobs. whatever. i also cut teh shit out of my hand.

i then proceeded to get high and see a rediculous movie:Hitch. me and my sister laugh til we cried. it was great.

no im here. im tired

oh why the fuck not...

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 05:51:13 GMT

~fack_you~

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more of a real update tomrrow maybe

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 02:25:09 GMT

i really am the queen of procrastination. FUCK SCHOOL.

anyway this weekend was tiring.

thursday.... waht did i do thursday? i rememebr tim pickign em up from school. then getting a job. then watching sex and the city at gabys and the mall. but i have NO CLUE what i did thursday night.

anyway.. firday i went to the national gallery and the hirshorn with my mom and it was fun. we took the metro. and i am really good at the metro btu my mom kept being paranoid and trying to confuse me on purpose. but ti was fun. then i went to the car showe with my sister and we got to see alot of new cars. a lot of old cars and some funny ricers.

saturday i worked at fucking 7 am and i didnt even get tips! but whatever tahts ok. then i told myself i was gonna do homework but i fell asleep only to be awoken by my fucking phone ringing! GR. i watched some of the maryland game and then i went to RUDFUCKERS with my sister. we wasted lots fo napkins and then saw hide and seek. i suggest everyone sees it!

sunday i worked early as shit again. but i got tips this time. taht was good. then i told myself i was gonna do homework again but i didnt and i ate panera with my parents and hung out with my sister.

yesterday was valentines day. i didnt ahve a valentine. amanda gave me chocolate becasue she loves me. i left school early due to headaches and dislike for school and slept a lot.

today i skipped 3rd period with Jer and Tim and we got double T. jer has a black eye. lol.then i went to arundel with cindy and i got some earrings, barrettes, and shoelaces. and tomrrow im going to get shoes taht i put on hold with my mom. the thing is, these shoes that i picked out dont require laces

/procrastination

Stolen from kaitz...

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 02:05:13 GMT

Fill it out bia!

1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable? Why or why not?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] What do you think makes me happy?
[33] What do you think makes me sad?
[34] Whats your favorite thing about me?
[35] What band reminds you of me?
[36] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?

If you dont want to hear me bitch then dont read this. i need to do it!

Sat, 05 Feb 2005 05:59:19 GMT

oh so life.....

-i got fired from riverside
-they wont let me work my last 2 shifts so i have NO MONEY
-the school is fucking with my transcripts
-i procrastinate a lot
-i dont like regulating on drunk people in my house
-i need to have a fun weekend
-there is never anywhere to drink
-scalerie is grounded
+i got a 3.17
+i got a new fish today
-i havent named it yet
+my parents are being nice to me
-people smoke all my cigarettes
-i eat out too much
-i waste my money
-i have no money in the bank
-there is no CD i have taht i REALLY want to listen to
-i am disliking all of my clothes at the moment
-one of my friends is really mean to me
-one of my friends probably hates me because of a mix up
-my ear hurts
-columbia is a fabulous place to do things
+i only went to half of 2nd and 3rd period today
+i got chipotle today
+i got to play wiht ktacs puppy!
+frau wrote me the nicest recommendation
+that little bitch emily shipp is gonna get smacked by me!
+superbowl is sunday
+my sisters birthday is sunday
+we are going to clydes for dinner tomrrow
+i got paid today
-i hate school
-i need a new job
-we are out of propel
-i STILL dont ahve my liscence. FUCKING SNOW
+my room is clean
+i had some good laughs today
-i need to take a shower
-im worried about my future
+++++i love my friends

wow. this really makes me sound like a whiner. but you knwo what? I DONT CARE. lifs kinda sucks right now but im sure it will get better once i am out of this little rut. time to go watch TV or something. or clean up my ransacked basement.

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 14:32:55 GMT

I am in aiding. this whole computer screen is pink and there is a threat of it turning off ny minute! I have to work today. tahts wack. at least tomrrow is friday.

Thu, 27 Jan 2005 01:32:44 GMT

woooo so ive worked like EVERYDAY in the past week

im not angry at anyone right now.

which means im jsut angry for no reason!

GREAT.

school is wack

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 01:33:19 GMT

Senior Year thing
What year was it?(is it)
ohfive

What were your three favorite bands?
incubus, the faint, benfolds, brand new, bob marley, green day, coheed. sublime. ok so its more than 3

What was your favorite outfit?
jeans. studded belt. some assorted chuck taylors. T shirt and black zip hoodie

What was up with your hair?
curly on lazy dirty hair days. other wise straightened with a lot of crappy looking layers. redish/brownish/blondish

Who were your friends?
amanda,gaby,anna,scalerie,cindy,tim,mike,stew,kaitz,theresa,tim,

What did you do after school?
work. sleep. homework. chill. watch TV. snack

Did you take the bus?
only on days where there is no avaible ride.

Who did you have a crush on?
a couple people

Did you fight with your parents?
not really fight. we have a few arguments but i have been reallly good lately

Who did you have a CELEBRITY crush on?
ewan mcgregor, brandon boyd, billie joe armstrong, some guy on some tv show taht i dont knwo who he is!

Did you lug your books around...
i ahve one binder and one book. tahts all i need

Did you have a clique?
yeah. i have a few. mostley dyads(yeah what you knwo about the sociology vocab)

Did you have a Max like Kelly and Slater and Zach?
everyone and their mom goes to chipotle(becasue i know i go with my mom) or double T

Admit it, were you popular?
i would like to think taht everyone knows me and or hates me or likes me.

Who did you want to be like?
myself.

What did you want to be when you grew up?
Rich

Where did you think you'd be at the age you are now?
in columbia.

grrrr

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 14:51:41 GMT

im in the media center and this place sucks a whole lot and there are a lot of wack teachers and i jsut had to type this huge 2 page lsson plan for my geman class taht we are never going to finish ever!